Now that I’m five months old I am finally ready for some bigger toys. I’m working on hand-eye coordination, sound recognition, and I can even hold my head up! That’s right! My older sibs each partied on this set eons ago, and now it’s my turn. It’s going to be…wait for it…legendary!!

I have just one question: Are you ready to ROCK?!

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Its gonna be a really tough project, you’re gonna have to use your head, your brain and your mind too. Huh?!

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Alright, now that I’m settled into my throne, it’s time for a sound check…lets JAM!!

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Flam flam ding pow boom crash! This is perplexing!

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The show is about to start! Raise the Banner of Rock!

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Here come all the fans! We are gonna blow the top off this joint tonight!

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What do you mean the pyrotechnics aren’t ready? I’ve got them right here in my pants! 

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No lip syncing here, I was born to wail!!

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Here’s what we think of critics! Keep the tomatoes to yourself!

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I…wanna rock ‘n’ roll all night…and party everyday!

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