Oscar Stew

This Tour de Utah review is going on and on like we were on vacay for months! I told you it was a busy-cation! Its okay, we only have like…well a lot of stops left on this tour, but many life-changing events needed to be documented! For example: 

It was only a matter of time for Kristy to submit to peer pressure and become a woman of the cloth just like her mom and sisters:

She may have thought quilting was just this cutesy boring thing that old hens did while playing canasta. Truth be told, it’s quite a dirty sport!

So Kristy, have you enjoyed cutting large pieces of fabric into small pieces and sewing them back together?

I couldn’t quite hear you over the roar of the quilting machines…could you say that again?

There’s no need to make an excuse for being vain while on vacation, right Brinley?!  

Color selected, feet soaked, ready for pedi, paint, & polish. Can the nail guy make your legs longer?

Probably not, but he can swindle you into getting logo-toes!

Don’t mind the man in the mask, he’s just gonna file off your claws while you deliberate…

What’s it like not to have toe-jam anymore?

Apparently it’s an uplifting experience! The nail guy made Kristy’s feet float!

I thought the nail guy was supposed to get rid of the toe-jam?

We received specific instructions not to wiggle our toes or let anything touch our new shiny nails for awhile. So we were real careful while we worked on another hobby of ours…

So Brinley, how was your day? Was it great? Was it awesome? Don’t be a flip-flopper!