Oscar Stew

School’s out for summer! We enjoyed watching Drew & Brinley participate in end-of-the-year sports activities, graduation, prom…Ok, got a little carried away on that last one…

Where should we start? On the field of course! Are these girls BFFs? Attached at the hip? Well, they’re attached at the ankle for now. They are ready to win this alien race!

In case the races weren’t exciting enough, Rowan doing the Riverdance was quite the sideshow…

Hey Binnie, that’s a pretty sweet sag in them gangsta jeans you’re wearin’. I think they be Drew’s! And spots, ruffles and stripes? Only the Binbob can rock that style!

Rowan got first place in the clown-hairball shotput competition…not sure what the rules are on that…

Ryan said, “Where’s the war paint? The mud pit? The kilts? This ain’t a real tug ‘o’ war!” I don’t think they care…

This picture of Eleanor pretty much sums up the rest of field day…thud.

This is what Drew got to do instead of field day! Isn’t his little tooshie adorable, though!?

Flippin’ funnel clouds Batman! What can we do to keep the troops entertained while hunkered down inside this scholarly shelter? Creepy puppets are a sure bet! 

All’s well that ends well. We finally got to go home in time for dinner and bedtime. We had to get up early the next day to get the best seats at graduation. The Beacon of Cuteness helped us save seats…as long as she had a cracker.

C’mon, sing it! Daaah, Da-di-da, daaa-daaaah, daaah, da-di-da, daaaaah…Class of 2023!  Brinley made another fashion statement by insisting on wearing her clunky old gym shoes. Gotta  love a girl that knows what she wants…

Each graduate had their name read and any advice they had for next year’s class. The kids in the back are riveted with excitement, can’t you tell!? Are any of these kids on the Honor Roll?

Juice, cake, and hugs were served afterwards in the cafeteria. You ok Brinley?

Aw, Binnie is gonna miss her teacher! We’re gonna miss her too…We’re now without a kindergartner for the next 2 years!

Brinley told us that one of the things she will miss the most is the routine…Art, Gym, Music, Library, Recess…not to mention riding the big yellow bus! Dry those tears Binnie, we have plans for you! Summer School is now in session! Enrollment? Mandatory! Bwahahahahaaa! 

And just like that we have a 3rd grader and a 1st grader!

Attention everyone! It’s time for today’s staff meeting. Ok, to start off we are going to review the highlights of the Hexabob Conference last week. Please direct your attention to the monitor in front of you for a quick slideshow…

Ah, it’s good to see everyone was excited to attend this great event. As this special co-worker is indicating, this was the 6th annual meeting of Hexabob Industries, a division of Brinley Holdings, LLC.

All of the company’s new products were on display for our review. Did anyone else try the human maypole machine? Awesome! 

What would a review of the business trip be if we didn’t talk about the food? The conference started with some delicious frosted treats topped with “Math Mountain” equations…Not just yummy, but also good for the mind!

Surprise! We were able to bring home some of those delicious cupcakes!  Hooray for extras!  My assistant is coming to each of your cubicles. Please take only one…This could get ugly when Daddy & Rowan fight for the last one!

I’d like to give a special thanks to our security team for doing a fabulous job accommodating our guest of honor. She wanted to mingle at the conference incognito, and our security staff came up with a great costume and face mask! 

We can’t say that we didn’t have ulterior motives. We needed her to stay out of the dining hall until we could reveal this handcrafted beauty!

We knew it was time when the team gave us the password “Is my cake ready now? Now? How about now? Now?”

We immediately escorted Ms. Brinley to the VIP room where she and some of the top executives enjoyed a delicious meal made to her order…homemade macaroni & cheese!

Once dinner was over it was time for her to give a few inspiring words to the company. The house lights dimmed, the stage lights came up, and everyone in the crowd started chanting!

Then she revealed her long awaited plan on how to snuff out the competition!

Cut without hesitation or remorse Ms. Brinley! This guitar’s for you!

It’s only right to keep the best piece for yourself, but we greatly appreciate her willingness to share with the masses… 

Citing the 24th consecutive quarter of growth, Ms. Brinley boldly demonstrated the rate at which we are devouring the competition!

Thanks to everyone for attending today’s meeting, and a special thanks to you Bin-bob! You’ve done us proud for 6 years and we’re looking forward to many happy and exciting years to come!

A couple of months ago Drew & Brinley were told not to come to school. It wasn’t a holiday, snow day, bad behavior or sickness. What could it be? It was the cold. It was so cold outside that school was cancelled for two days!

Now, we’re not going to sit around and watch movies all day, right? Of course not! We’re going to make our own custom-fitted jammies, caramel popcorn and then watch movies all day…right!

“All day” is a relative term, of course. You’ll notice that bed-head of Drew’s suggests that “someone” might have turned off their alarm clocks in the interest of more sleep…

Ah! The reveal! Are you sure those pants are environmentally friendly?

The work is almost finished. Give us a preview Brinley!

Elastic waistbands, buttoned up shirts, high waistlines…feels like a fashion show for old people. Comfy! But I’m not too sure how snow boots fit into the style…

But the models seem confident that this look is hot!

Now while we’re all impressed, this post has to take a detour in time for a moment…Almost a year ago Drew & Brinley decided they weren’t going to let Mommy be the only one in the house who could make a quilt. So they picked out some fabric and got to work…

These little quilts aren’t just for looks; the fleece underside keeps them warm on days when…well, on cold days when school is closed!

Hold on, we’re not quite finished with our wrinkle in time yet. The quilts have been used for months now, but Drew & Brinley wanted to proudly display their finished masterpieces before continuing. It just so happens that this day was Crazy Hair Day at school, hence the upside-down punk-piggies…

…and the super-wave-dave faux hawk. Sweet homemade blanket, dude! Ok, back to the story…

At last, the premiere of a movie they’ve seen 20 times before finally arrived. Were they still excited? Yes. But that was because they got to eat caramel popcorn in the living room on their own quilts and watch the movie at the same time! 

Eleanor was pretty excited to be able to chill like the big kids with her very own bowl to snarf.

The animated feature droned on, and Eleanor’s attention wavered. She was out of popcorn! How to solve this dilemma? Find the biggest bowl of them all. Hey! That’s my popcorn!

The problem with this was that the popcorn in her bowl was hand-picked for baby-sized mouths. Drew, do the Heimlich! Bleh!