{"id":2052,"date":"2009-05-04T21:52:52","date_gmt":"2009-05-05T04:52:52","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/oscarstew.com\/spew\/?p=2052"},"modified":"2013-05-20T13:51:34","modified_gmt":"2013-05-20T20:51:34","slug":"brinley-goes-fourth","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"http:\/\/oscarstew.com\/spew\/2009\/05\/04\/brinley-goes-fourth\/","title":{"rendered":"Brinley goes fourth"},"content":{"rendered":"<p>Hear ye, hear ye! Be it known to all royal subjects that her highness, the Princess has conquered her 4th\u00a0birthday!<\/p>\n<p>As the sun rose on her majesty&#8217;s kingdom, it was apparent that the birthday fairy had struck once again.<\/p>\n<p><img loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" class=\"alignnone size-full wp-image-2055\" title=\"bdayfairy\" alt=\"bdayfairy\" src=\"http:\/\/oscarstew.com\/spew\/wp-content\/uploads\/2009\/05\/bdayfairy.jpg\" width=\"425\" height=\"335\" \/><\/p>\n<p>I&#8217;m excited for my birthday, but I wish you wouldn&#8217;t take my picture until after my royal bath. Off with your head!<\/p>\n<p><img loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" class=\"alignnone size-full wp-image-2053\" title=\"streamers\" alt=\"streamers\" src=\"http:\/\/oscarstew.com\/spew\/wp-content\/uploads\/2009\/05\/streamers.jpg\" width=\"425\" height=\"645\" \/><\/p>\n<p>I insist that on this universal holiday that even my hair must reflect my quad degrees of glory.<\/p>\n<p><img loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" class=\"alignnone size-full wp-image-2054\" title=\"4years4piggies\" alt=\"4years4piggies\" src=\"http:\/\/oscarstew.com\/spew\/wp-content\/uploads\/2009\/05\/4years4piggies.jpg\" width=\"425\" height=\"638\" \/><\/p>\n<p>I am ready to grace the stake center (and my adoring fans) with my presence. Elbow, elbow, wrist, wrist&#8230;<\/p>\n<p><img loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" class=\"alignnone size-full wp-image-2060\" title=\"ready4church\" alt=\"ready4church\" src=\"http:\/\/oscarstew.com\/spew\/wp-content\/uploads\/2009\/05\/ready4church.jpg\" width=\"425\" height=\"638\" \/><\/p>\n<p>The only cake worthy of a princess is one that describes the difficulties of princess life.<\/p>\n<p><img loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" class=\"alignnone size-full wp-image-2056\" title=\"binniecake\" alt=\"binniecake\" src=\"http:\/\/oscarstew.com\/spew\/wp-content\/uploads\/2009\/05\/binniecake.jpg\" width=\"425\" height=\"638\" \/><\/p>\n<p>At least the pea was an M&amp;M. We&#8217;ll take a closer look, just to see if we can get that royal smirk off her face. Hello, dolly!<\/p>\n<p><img loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" class=\"alignnone size-full wp-image-2057\" title=\"hellodolly\" alt=\"hellodolly\" src=\"http:\/\/oscarstew.com\/spew\/wp-content\/uploads\/2009\/05\/hellodolly.jpg\" width=\"425\" height=\"638\" \/><\/p>\n<p>Is this a real princess under here or what?<\/p>\n<p><img loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" class=\"alignnone size-full wp-image-2058\" title=\"peek\" alt=\"peek\" src=\"http:\/\/oscarstew.com\/spew\/wp-content\/uploads\/2009\/05\/peek.jpg\" width=\"423\" height=\"638\" \/><\/p>\n<p>One of the best activities during the pre-celebration is to adorn your own gifts with your blessed name, and artwork!<\/p>\n<p><img loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" class=\"alignnone size-full wp-image-2059\" title=\"presentdecorating\" alt=\"presentdecorating\" src=\"http:\/\/oscarstew.com\/spew\/wp-content\/uploads\/2009\/05\/presentdecorating.jpg\" width=\"423\" height=\"318\" \/><\/p>\n<p>Now that we have the duties of the day finished, it is time for me to do what&#8217;s most important.\u00a0Pinchy pinchy!<\/p>\n<p><img loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" class=\"alignnone size-full wp-image-2062\" title=\"shakerattleanslisten\" alt=\"shakerattleanslisten\" src=\"http:\/\/oscarstew.com\/spew\/wp-content\/uploads\/2009\/05\/shakerattleanslisten.jpg\" width=\"423\" height=\"318\" \/><\/p>\n<p>I\u00a0received many gifts from my royal family. Too many you say? How dare you!<\/p>\n<p><img loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" class=\"alignnone size-full wp-image-2068\" title=\"collage\" alt=\"collage\" src=\"http:\/\/oscarstew.com\/spew\/wp-content\/uploads\/2009\/05\/collage.jpg\" width=\"421\" height=\"636\" \/><\/p>\n<p>Behold a custom applique shirt, don&#8217;t you find it alarmingly cute!?<\/p>\n<p><img loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" class=\"alignnone size-full wp-image-2067\" title=\"applique\" alt=\"applique\" src=\"http:\/\/oscarstew.com\/spew\/wp-content\/uploads\/2009\/05\/applique.jpg\" width=\"425\" height=\"536\" \/><\/p>\n<p>My goodness, it seems my halo has gotten larger. I command you to hold it up for me!<\/p>\n<p><img loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" class=\"alignnone size-full wp-image-2071\" title=\"hula\" alt=\"hula\" src=\"http:\/\/oscarstew.com\/spew\/wp-content\/uploads\/2009\/05\/hula.jpg\" width=\"425\" height=\"583\" \/><\/p>\n<p>\u00a0At long\u00a0last my chariot has arrived! No longer will that pesky peasant\u00a0boy outrun me!<\/p>\n<p><img loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" class=\"alignnone size-full wp-image-2061\" title=\"scooter\" alt=\"scooter\" src=\"http:\/\/oscarstew.com\/spew\/wp-content\/uploads\/2009\/05\/scooter.jpg\" width=\"425\" height=\"690\" \/><\/p>\n<p>Yet another custom-made shirt and\u00a0matching skirt to add to my vast wardrobe! Smashing! The best part is that it is a one-of-a-kind, of course!<\/p>\n<p><img loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" class=\"alignnone size-full wp-image-2070\" title=\"homespun\" alt=\"homespun\" src=\"http:\/\/oscarstew.com\/spew\/wp-content\/uploads\/2009\/05\/homespun.jpg\" width=\"425\" height=\"667\" \/><\/p>\n<p>Blast these infernal candles! Unless of course I get more wishes every time I snuff them out?<\/p>\n<p><img loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" class=\"alignnone size-full wp-image-2066\" title=\"makeawish\" alt=\"makeawish\" src=\"http:\/\/oscarstew.com\/spew\/wp-content\/uploads\/2009\/05\/makeawish.jpg\" width=\"425\" height=\"612\" \/><\/p>\n<p>And as I\u00a0commanded before, &#8220;Off with her head!&#8221; Good help is so hard to find these days&#8230;<\/p>\n<p><img loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" class=\"alignnone size-full wp-image-2069\" title=\"faceeater\" alt=\"faceeater\" src=\"http:\/\/oscarstew.com\/spew\/wp-content\/uploads\/2009\/05\/faceeater.jpg\" width=\"425\" height=\"638\" \/><\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>Hear ye, hear ye! Be it known to all royal subjects that her highness, the Princess has conquered her 4th\u00a0birthday! As the sun rose on her majesty&#8217;s kingdom, it was apparent that the birthday fairy had struck once again. I&#8217;m excited for my birthday, but I wish you wouldn&#8217;t take my picture until after my [&hellip;]<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":3,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[6],"tags":[],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"http:\/\/oscarstew.com\/spew\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/2052"}],"collection":[{"href":"http:\/\/oscarstew.com\/spew\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"http:\/\/oscarstew.com\/spew\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/oscarstew.com\/spew\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/3"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/oscarstew.com\/spew\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=2052"}],"version-history":[{"count":15,"href":"http:\/\/oscarstew.com\/spew\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/2052\/revisions"}],"predecessor-version":[{"id":2083,"href":"http:\/\/oscarstew.com\/spew\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/2052\/revisions\/2083"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"http:\/\/oscarstew.com\/spew\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=2052"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/oscarstew.com\/spew\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=2052"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/oscarstew.com\/spew\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=2052"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}