{"id":2089,"date":"2009-05-11T21:06:30","date_gmt":"2009-05-12T04:06:30","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/oscarstew.com\/spew\/?p=2089"},"modified":"2013-05-18T14:48:48","modified_gmt":"2013-05-18T21:48:48","slug":"pig-pandemic","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"http:\/\/oscarstew.com\/spew\/2009\/05\/11\/pig-pandemic\/","title":{"rendered":"pig pandemic"},"content":{"rendered":"<p>Maybe we had too much cake and ice cream. Maybe we partied just a little too hard. Maybe it&#8217;s just spring time and all\u00a0kinds of\u00a0bugs and germs are swarming about. Maybe.<\/p>\n<p>Whatever the case, all of us got\u00a0a variety of\u00a0yuck\u00a0during this last week. Drew had it worst, and therefore was the &#8220;lucky&#8221; one who got the real drugs. Doesn&#8217;t he look ecstatic?<\/p>\n<p><img loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" class=\"alignnone size-full wp-image-2087\" title=\"sicko\" alt=\"sicko\" src=\"http:\/\/oscarstew.com\/spew\/wp-content\/uploads\/2009\/05\/sicko.jpg\" width=\"425\" height=\"643\" \/><\/p>\n<p>We all spent a lot of time sleeping and trying to rest off all the hacking, wheezing, overall goober-ness. Edgar was Drew&#8217;s knight in red fur. Anytime we got close to check on the sleeping scoob the pig would grind his teeth on the bed as a method of intimidation. Terrified, aren&#8217;t you?<\/p>\n<p><img loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" class=\"alignnone size-full wp-image-2088\" title=\"egger\" alt=\"egger\" src=\"http:\/\/oscarstew.com\/spew\/wp-content\/uploads\/2009\/05\/egger.jpg\" width=\"425\" height=\"404\" \/><\/p>\n<p>Or maybe he was just trying to deflect blame from giving us all his own version of\u00a0swine flu. Say what?!<\/p>\n<p><img loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" class=\"alignnone size-full wp-image-2086\" title=\"eggy\" alt=\"eggy\" src=\"http:\/\/oscarstew.com\/spew\/wp-content\/uploads\/2009\/05\/eggy.jpg\" width=\"425\" height=\"461\" \/><\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>Maybe we had too much cake and ice cream. Maybe we partied just a little too hard. Maybe it&#8217;s just spring time and all\u00a0kinds of\u00a0bugs and germs are swarming about. Maybe. Whatever the case, all of us got\u00a0a variety of\u00a0yuck\u00a0during this last week. Drew had it worst, and therefore was the &#8220;lucky&#8221; one who got [&hellip;]<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[5,7],"tags":[],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"http:\/\/oscarstew.com\/spew\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/2089"}],"collection":[{"href":"http:\/\/oscarstew.com\/spew\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"http:\/\/oscarstew.com\/spew\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/oscarstew.com\/spew\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/oscarstew.com\/spew\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=2089"}],"version-history":[{"count":9,"href":"http:\/\/oscarstew.com\/spew\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/2089\/revisions"}],"predecessor-version":[{"id":6603,"href":"http:\/\/oscarstew.com\/spew\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/2089\/revisions\/6603"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"http:\/\/oscarstew.com\/spew\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=2089"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/oscarstew.com\/spew\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=2089"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/oscarstew.com\/spew\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=2089"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}