{"id":2142,"date":"2009-05-20T22:13:37","date_gmt":"2009-05-21T05:13:37","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/oscarstew.com\/spew\/?p=2142"},"modified":"2013-05-18T14:47:24","modified_gmt":"2013-05-18T21:47:24","slug":"no-more-teachers-dirty-looks","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"http:\/\/oscarstew.com\/spew\/2009\/05\/20\/no-more-teachers-dirty-looks\/","title":{"rendered":"no more teacher&#8217;s dirty looks"},"content":{"rendered":"<p>Kickball, funky\u00a0relay races, and\u00a0sticky sugary treats. That&#8217;s what field day is all about. Don&#8217;t you remember? It was obvious they saved the most\u00a0important life\u00a0skills for the end of the school year.<\/p>\n<p>What skills you ask? Well, holding a sopping wet sponge with just my chin is something I\u00a0do everyday&#8230;<\/p>\n<p><img loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" class=\"alignnone size-full wp-image-2152\" title=\"sponge\" alt=\"sponge\" src=\"http:\/\/oscarstew.com\/spew\/wp-content\/uploads\/2009\/05\/sponge.jpg\" width=\"425\" height=\"687\" \/><\/p>\n<p>Or passing a rubber chicken using only your elbows. That comes in handy all the time!<\/p>\n<p><img loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" class=\"alignnone size-full wp-image-2145\" title=\"chicken\" alt=\"chicken\" src=\"http:\/\/oscarstew.com\/spew\/wp-content\/uploads\/2009\/05\/chicken.jpg\" width=\"425\" height=\"620\" \/><\/p>\n<p>Drew got first place in the chicken throw. Just look at that technique! And while you&#8217;re looking, check out that substitute teacher!\u00a0Somebody call Geico, we found their missing cavewoman!<\/p>\n<p><img loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" class=\"alignnone size-full wp-image-2149\" title=\"rubberchicken\" alt=\"rubberchicken\" src=\"http:\/\/oscarstew.com\/spew\/wp-content\/uploads\/2009\/05\/rubberchicken.jpg\" width=\"425\" height=\"606\" \/><\/p>\n<p>The cost of NASCAR pit crew training was pricey, but\u00a0worth every penny.\u00a0<\/p>\n<p><img loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" class=\"alignnone size-full wp-image-2147\" title=\"fielddaytire\" alt=\"fielddaytire\" src=\"http:\/\/oscarstew.com\/spew\/wp-content\/uploads\/2009\/05\/fielddaytire.jpg\" width=\"425\" height=\"638\" \/><\/p>\n<p>Today Drew is officially a first grader. Hey Ma, I done gradumamated! Do ya feel lucky, punk?<\/p>\n<p><img loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" class=\"alignnone size-full wp-image-2153\" title=\"squirt\" alt=\"squirt\" src=\"http:\/\/oscarstew.com\/spew\/wp-content\/uploads\/2009\/05\/squirt.jpg\" width=\"425\" height=\"646\" \/><\/p>\n<p>Mr. organized list maker made sure we packed all the <span style=\"font-size: 12pt; font-family: 'Times New Roman'; mso-fareast-font-family: 'Times New Roman'; mso-ansi-language: EN-US; mso-fareast-language: EN-US; mso-bidi-language: AR-SA;\">necessary <\/span>ingredients to ensure a good time at the splash party.<\/p>\n<p><img loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" class=\"alignnone size-full wp-image-2167\" title=\"list\" alt=\"list\" src=\"http:\/\/oscarstew.com\/spew\/wp-content\/uploads\/2009\/05\/list.jpg\" width=\"425\" height=\"638\" \/><\/p>\n<p>One year\u00a0down, 12 to go. Congrats future\u00a0class of 2021! We&#8217;ll remember always, especially with these awesome kindergarten scrapbooks Drew&#8217;s teacher put together.<\/p>\n<p><img loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" class=\"alignnone size-full wp-image-2150\" title=\"scrapbook\" alt=\"scrapbook\" src=\"http:\/\/oscarstew.com\/spew\/wp-content\/uploads\/2009\/05\/scrapbook.jpg\" width=\"425\" height=\"638\" \/><\/p>\n<p>The proud graduate and his fantastic teacher. And by fantastic, we mean supercalafragalisticexpealadocious. If it was a real word, it would describe the awesomeness that was Drew&#8217;s kindergarten year, thanks to this lady.<\/p>\n<p><img loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" class=\"alignnone size-full wp-image-2143\" title=\"teacher\" alt=\"teacher\" src=\"http:\/\/oscarstew.com\/spew\/wp-content\/uploads\/2009\/05\/teacher.jpg\" width=\"425\" height=\"642\" \/><\/p>\n<p>Not only Drew will miss her.\u00a0 We had plans. She was supposed to teach Brinley when she\u00a0goes to Kindy&#8230;good thing we rent. We can follow this teacher wherever she may go! hi ho!<\/p>\n<p><img loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" class=\"alignnone size-full wp-image-2148\" title=\"hug\" alt=\"hug\" src=\"http:\/\/oscarstew.com\/spew\/wp-content\/uploads\/2009\/05\/hug.jpg\" width=\"425\" height=\"610\" \/><\/p>\n<p>It doesn&#8217;t matter if you go to all-day kindergarten or half-day kindergarten, you still get a whole snow cone. Brinley snagged one too, and\u00a0was\u00a0too busy to smile for the camera, of course.\u00a0<\/p>\n<p><img loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" class=\"alignnone size-full wp-image-2151\" title=\"snowcone\" alt=\"snowcone\" src=\"http:\/\/oscarstew.com\/spew\/wp-content\/uploads\/2009\/05\/snowcone.jpg\" width=\"425\" height=\"528\" \/><\/p>\n<p>Now that school&#8217;s out, it&#8217;s time to let that inner bad boy out too. Rebellious move #1: Get a tattoo!<\/p>\n<p><img loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" class=\"alignnone size-full wp-image-2146\" title=\"drewairbrush\" alt=\"drewairbrush\" src=\"http:\/\/oscarstew.com\/spew\/wp-content\/uploads\/2009\/05\/drewairbrush.jpg\" width=\"425\" height=\"594\" \/><\/p>\n<p>Rest assured, there will be no mohawk, or faux-hawk for that matter, following this tattoo. Nope, nuh-uh, no how,\u00a0no way.<\/p>\n<p><img loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" class=\"alignnone size-full wp-image-2154\" title=\"tatoo\" alt=\"tatoo\" src=\"http:\/\/oscarstew.com\/spew\/wp-content\/uploads\/2009\/05\/tatoo.jpg\" width=\"425\" height=\"279\" \/><\/p>\n<p>Rebellious move #2: Convince little sister to get a tattoo too. Awesome!<\/p>\n<p><img loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" class=\"alignnone size-full wp-image-2144\" title=\"brinleyairbrush\" alt=\"brinleyairbrush\" src=\"http:\/\/oscarstew.com\/spew\/wp-content\/uploads\/2009\/05\/brinleyairbrush.jpg\" width=\"425\" height=\"592\" \/><\/p>\n<p>And that marks the beginning of summer! YA-HOO!<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>Kickball, funky\u00a0relay races, and\u00a0sticky sugary treats. That&#8217;s what field day is all about. Don&#8217;t you remember? It was obvious they saved the most\u00a0important life\u00a0skills for the end of the school year. What skills you ask? 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