{"id":2170,"date":"2009-05-22T22:10:19","date_gmt":"2009-05-23T05:10:19","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/oscarstew.com\/spew\/?p=2170"},"modified":"2013-05-18T14:45:56","modified_gmt":"2013-05-18T21:45:56","slug":"table-surfer","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"http:\/\/oscarstew.com\/spew\/2009\/05\/22\/table-surfer\/","title":{"rendered":"table surfer"},"content":{"rendered":"<p>Since washing the high chair tray gets old pretty quick, it&#8217;s been convenient that the arms on Rowan&#8217;s high chair fold down so that she can sit with us at the table. On the other hand,\u00a0feeding her without\u00a0the tray allows her more freedom of movement, and of course she&#8217;s taken full advantage&#8230;<\/p>\n<p>&#8216;Sup duuuuuude?! Check out this salty sister curlin&#8217; away on\u00a0a righteous wave, brah. Awesome!<\/p>\n<p><img loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" class=\"alignnone size-full wp-image-2179\" title=\"tablesurfer\" alt=\"tablesurfer\" src=\"http:\/\/oscarstew.com\/spew\/wp-content\/uploads\/2009\/05\/tablesurfer.jpg\" width=\"425\" height=\"279\" \/><\/p>\n<p>Time to muscle down some grub. Hey Ma, how come these strawberries have this\u00a0gnarly green stuff attached to the end?<\/p>\n<p><img loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" class=\"alignnone size-full wp-image-2174\" title=\"greenstuff\" alt=\"greenstuff\" src=\"http:\/\/oscarstew.com\/spew\/wp-content\/uploads\/2009\/05\/greenstuff.jpg\" width=\"425\" height=\"622\" \/><\/p>\n<p>Nevermind,\u00a0the green works as a most excellent handle. Down the hatch!<\/p>\n<p><img loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" class=\"alignnone size-full wp-image-2173\" title=\"downthehatch\" alt=\"downthehatch\" src=\"http:\/\/oscarstew.com\/spew\/wp-content\/uploads\/2009\/05\/downthehatch.jpg\" width=\"425\" height=\"637\" \/><\/p>\n<p>You totally\u00a0thought these massive cheeks were just for show didn&#8217;t you?<\/p>\n<p><img loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" class=\"alignnone size-full wp-image-2175\" title=\"hamster\" alt=\"hamster\" src=\"http:\/\/oscarstew.com\/spew\/wp-content\/uploads\/2009\/05\/hamster.jpg\" width=\"425\" height=\"587\" \/><\/p>\n<p>I have learned much from my\u00a0senior sis, who also swallows her\u00a0grindage whole. Sweeeeeeeeeeeeet.<\/p>\n<p><img loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" class=\"alignnone size-full wp-image-2180\" title=\"thewholeenchalada\" alt=\"thewholeenchalada\" src=\"http:\/\/oscarstew.com\/spew\/wp-content\/uploads\/2009\/05\/thewholeenchalada.jpg\" width=\"425\" height=\"667\" \/><\/p>\n<p>Who me? I&#8217;m just sittin&#8217; here\u00a0hangin&#8217; ten\u00a0brah. I&#8217;m not catchin&#8217; any hugangus\u00a0waves today. Bummer.<\/p>\n<p><img loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" class=\"alignnone size-full wp-image-2178\" title=\"sitting\" alt=\"sitting\" src=\"http:\/\/oscarstew.com\/spew\/wp-content\/uploads\/2009\/05\/sitting.jpg\" width=\"425\" height=\"558\" \/><\/p>\n<p>Ok man I think\u00a0she&#8217;s gone. Schwinga swoosh! Look right&#8230;<\/p>\n<p><img loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" class=\"alignnone size-full wp-image-2176\" title=\"left\" alt=\"left\" src=\"http:\/\/oscarstew.com\/spew\/wp-content\/uploads\/2009\/05\/left.jpg\" width=\"425\" height=\"565\" \/><\/p>\n<p>And left&#8230;<\/p>\n<p><img loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" class=\"alignnone size-full wp-image-2177\" title=\"right\" alt=\"right\" src=\"http:\/\/oscarstew.com\/spew\/wp-content\/uploads\/2009\/05\/right.jpg\" width=\"425\" height=\"566\" \/><\/p>\n<p>Surf&#8217;s up!<\/p>\n<p><img loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" class=\"alignnone size-full wp-image-2171\" title=\"upwego\" alt=\"upwego\" src=\"http:\/\/oscarstew.com\/spew\/wp-content\/uploads\/2009\/05\/upwego.jpg\" width=\"425\" height=\"570\" \/><\/p>\n<p>Wipeout! I totally hillbellied on my sandwich! Busted!<\/p>\n<p><img loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" class=\"alignnone size-full wp-image-2172\" title=\"backlight\" alt=\"backlight\" src=\"http:\/\/oscarstew.com\/spew\/wp-content\/uploads\/2009\/05\/backlight.jpg\" width=\"425\" height=\"283\" \/><\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>Since washing the high chair tray gets old pretty quick, it&#8217;s been convenient that the arms on Rowan&#8217;s high chair fold down so that she can sit with us at the table. On the other hand,\u00a0feeding her without\u00a0the tray allows her more freedom of movement, and of course she&#8217;s taken full advantage&#8230; &#8216;Sup duuuuuude?! Check [&hellip;]<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":3,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[10],"tags":[],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"http:\/\/oscarstew.com\/spew\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/2170"}],"collection":[{"href":"http:\/\/oscarstew.com\/spew\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"http:\/\/oscarstew.com\/spew\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/oscarstew.com\/spew\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/3"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/oscarstew.com\/spew\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=2170"}],"version-history":[{"count":10,"href":"http:\/\/oscarstew.com\/spew\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/2170\/revisions"}],"predecessor-version":[{"id":2406,"href":"http:\/\/oscarstew.com\/spew\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/2170\/revisions\/2406"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"http:\/\/oscarstew.com\/spew\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=2170"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/oscarstew.com\/spew\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=2170"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/oscarstew.com\/spew\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=2170"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}