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<\/a><\/p>\nToo much rain on the fourth, caused the lights in the sky to be moved to the fifth, of course!<\/p>\n
We came to watch bombs burst, but it was a bust when the goatheads came poking right from\u00a0under us!<\/p>\n It was horrible! We made a scene! Now we’ve been recruited to get this car clean…<\/p>\n It’s alright, this job\u00a0we can rock, we aint your average\u00a0new kids on\u00a0the block.<\/p>\n Man up, water down, don’t use too much or the driveway might drown! That’s the story I’m selling him anyway, he’s not the one who’s gotta pay.<\/p>\n Scrub here, scrub there. Can you\u00a0find dirt anywhere?<\/p>\n All that hard work is making them sweat, but that doesn’t give this one a reason to fret.<\/p>\n She’s got time to wiggle her toes, make funny noises and\u00a0gaze at\u00a0rainbows.<\/p>\n Rainbows?!\u00a0 What the muff? Don’t you\u00a0know what goes along with that stuff? Thunder, lightning, maybe hail too! Keep an eye on the sky or\u00a0it might get you!<\/p>\n It’s all good, we\u00a0didn’t hear so much as a pop, and now we can rest while enjoying this here lollipop.<\/p>\n See, it’s not\u00a0a lump on\u00a0my head. This ball of\u00a0sticky goodness just so happens to be red.\u00a0<\/p>\n I peed in the pot, not in my pants, so I’ll enjoy this reward before I\u00a0hand it off\u00a0to the ants.<\/p>\n When you’re seven, you should learn to quilt,\u00a0 it’s even manlier than wearing a kilt.<\/p>\n Even a sewing machine can be a man’s best friend. It’s guaranteed to wins the ladies’ hearts in the end.<\/p>\n <\/p>\n Pin. Sew. Press. That’s the name of the game. Hey Binnie, don’t you think that headband looks kinda….the same? As your dress I mean. I wouldn’t want to say something to make you scream.<\/p>\n Oops! It’s okay, doing everything right the first time would get boring, they say…<\/p>\n It’s\u00a0OK Binnie, you’re beginning to learn,\u00a0right sides together prevents heartburn!<\/p>\n There you go, almost finished now. It’ll be a masterpiece that makes everyone say WOW!<\/p>\n Feeling hungry? Get out the pot!\u00a0Cook something yummy but doesn’t make your teeth rot.<\/p>\n In the macaroni goes, make sure to turn down the heat or it might overflow!<\/p>\n Hey! You two with the book! Remember when that mean guy in the movie said not everyone can cook?<\/p>\n Can’t fool us, this stuff is the best! Our ears to the\u00a0critics are deaf!<\/p>\n Why are you so good at making a mess, and always manage to enjoy sugar while in a dress?<\/p>\n They got little hands, little eyes, little noses, and little teeth, but I don’t mind having short people around me.<\/p>\n The pooch has gone hooch!<\/p>\n At the end of the day, when it’s all been done, go watch a tractor. It’s for fun.<\/p>\n<\/a><\/p>\n<\/a><\/p>\n<\/a><\/p>\n<\/a><\/p>\n<\/a><\/p>\n<\/a><\/p>\n<\/a><\/p>\n<\/a><\/p>\n<\/a><\/p>\n<\/a><\/p>\n<\/a><\/p>\n<\/a><\/p>\n<\/a><\/p>\n<\/a><\/p>\n<\/a><\/p>\n<\/a><\/p>\n<\/a><\/p>\n<\/a><\/p>\n<\/a><\/p>\n<\/a><\/p>\n<\/a><\/p>\n<\/a><\/p>\n<\/a><\/p>\n<\/a><\/p>\n<\/a><\/p>\n