{"id":3745,"date":"2010-08-22T17:19:26","date_gmt":"2010-08-22T23:19:26","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/oscarstew.com\/spew\/?p=3745"},"modified":"2013-05-18T13:34:18","modified_gmt":"2013-05-18T20:34:18","slug":"bindergarten","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"http:\/\/oscarstew.com\/spew\/2010\/08\/22\/bindergarten\/","title":{"rendered":"bindergarten"},"content":{"rendered":"<p>Boohoo or\u00a0woohoo?\u00a0However you feel,\u00a0it&#8217;s that time of year again. It&#8217;s the time when the kids are off to the salt mines&#8230;err..school again. Again for Drew anyway, who is in the 3rd year of his formal education. But what about Brinley?!<\/p>\n<p>We&#8217;ll get to Brinley in just a second. We&#8217;ve got to verify that these nerds are qualified for the grades they&#8217;re in first. This is an old hat for Drew, who flashed through his assessment before Rowan even found the drinking fountain&#8230;<\/p>\n<p><a href=\"http:\/\/oscarstew.com\/spew\/wp-content\/uploads\/2010\/08\/asssess.jpg\"><img loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" class=\"alignnone size-full wp-image-3749\" title=\"asssess\" alt=\"asssess\" src=\"http:\/\/oscarstew.com\/spew\/wp-content\/uploads\/2010\/08\/asssess.jpg\" width=\"425\" height=\"344\" \/><\/a><\/p>\n<p>Ok Brinley, your turn. It&#8217;ll be no sweat for you to find the hypotenuse of the calculus cosine trigonometry while doing 1147.92 upside-down push-ups. Like I said:\u00a0No sweat Binnie!<\/p>\n<p><a href=\"http:\/\/oscarstew.com\/spew\/wp-content\/uploads\/2010\/08\/bindergarten.jpg\"><img loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" class=\"alignnone size-full wp-image-3751\" title=\"bindergarten\" alt=\"bindergarten\" src=\"http:\/\/oscarstew.com\/spew\/wp-content\/uploads\/2010\/08\/bindergarten.jpg\" width=\"425\" height=\"399\" \/><\/a><\/p>\n<p>Don&#8217;t be jealous Brinley, them older kids done got to stays at school more longer to get learned all that hard stuffer they not teached in kindergr\u00c3\u00a4ten.<\/p>\n<p><a href=\"http:\/\/oscarstew.com\/spew\/wp-content\/uploads\/2010\/08\/posers.jpg\"><img loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" class=\"alignnone size-full wp-image-3760\" title=\"posers\" alt=\"posers\" src=\"http:\/\/oscarstew.com\/spew\/wp-content\/uploads\/2010\/08\/posers.jpg\" width=\"425\" height=\"385\" \/><\/a><\/p>\n<p>First of the second for the Scoob. We got two thumbs way up from Mr. Confidence&#8230;<\/p>\n<p><a href=\"http:\/\/oscarstew.com\/spew\/wp-content\/uploads\/2010\/08\/mrconfidence.jpg\"><img loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" class=\"alignnone size-full wp-image-3759\" title=\"mrconfidence\" alt=\"mrconfidence\" src=\"http:\/\/oscarstew.com\/spew\/wp-content\/uploads\/2010\/08\/mrconfidence.jpg\" width=\"425\" height=\"638\" \/><\/a><\/p>\n<p>But then, the mob rolled in. How&#8217;s a kid to find his class lineup in a riot like this?<\/p>\n<p><a href=\"http:\/\/oscarstew.com\/spew\/wp-content\/uploads\/2010\/08\/apprehensive.jpg\"><img loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" class=\"alignnone size-full wp-image-3748\" title=\"apprehensive\" alt=\"apprehensive\" src=\"http:\/\/oscarstew.com\/spew\/wp-content\/uploads\/2010\/08\/apprehensive.jpg\" width=\"425\" height=\"650\" \/><\/a><\/p>\n<p>Looks like any lingering\u00a0apprehension quickly faded into diesel fumes. Nice job Scoob!<\/p>\n<p><a href=\"http:\/\/oscarstew.com\/spew\/wp-content\/uploads\/2010\/08\/elautobus.jpg\"><img loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" class=\"alignnone size-full wp-image-3756\" title=\"elautobus\" alt=\"elautobus\" src=\"http:\/\/oscarstew.com\/spew\/wp-content\/uploads\/2010\/08\/elautobus.jpg\" width=\"425\" height=\"670\" \/><\/a><\/p>\n<p>Mother of Abraham Lincoln! Is today finally the day?<\/p>\n<p><a href=\"http:\/\/oscarstew.com\/spew\/wp-content\/uploads\/2010\/08\/morning.jpg\"><img loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" class=\"alignnone size-full wp-image-3758\" title=\"morning\" alt=\"morning\" src=\"http:\/\/oscarstew.com\/spew\/wp-content\/uploads\/2010\/08\/morning.jpg\" width=\"425\" height=\"638\" \/><\/a><\/p>\n<p>Alright Brinley, you will now be schooled in the art of &#8220;morning routine&#8221;. Let&#8217;s start off by having <em>all<\/em> the parts of a nutritious breakfast.<\/p>\n<p><a href=\"http:\/\/oscarstew.com\/spew\/wp-content\/uploads\/2010\/08\/bfast.jpg\"><img loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" class=\"alignnone size-full wp-image-3750\" title=\"bfast\" alt=\"bfast\" src=\"http:\/\/oscarstew.com\/spew\/wp-content\/uploads\/2010\/08\/bfast.jpg\" width=\"425\" height=\"582\" \/><\/a><\/p>\n<p>After you&#8217;re properly stuffed, make sure to stuff a juicy snack into the backpack.<\/p>\n<p><a href=\"http:\/\/oscarstew.com\/spew\/wp-content\/uploads\/2010\/08\/snack1.jpg\"><img loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" class=\"alignnone size-full wp-image-3761\" title=\"snack\" alt=\"snack\" src=\"http:\/\/oscarstew.com\/spew\/wp-content\/uploads\/2010\/08\/snack1.jpg\" width=\"425\" height=\"638\" \/><\/a><\/p>\n<p>Now get your hair did.<\/p>\n<p><a href=\"http:\/\/oscarstew.com\/spew\/wp-content\/uploads\/2010\/08\/brush.jpg\"><img loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" class=\"alignnone size-full wp-image-3752\" title=\"brush\" alt=\"brush\" src=\"http:\/\/oscarstew.com\/spew\/wp-content\/uploads\/2010\/08\/brush.jpg\" width=\"425\" height=\"638\" \/><\/a><\/p>\n<p>Not excited. Nope. Nuh-uh.\u00a0Not even a little.<\/p>\n<p><a href=\"http:\/\/oscarstew.com\/spew\/wp-content\/uploads\/2010\/08\/cute.jpg\"><img loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" class=\"alignnone size-full wp-image-3755\" title=\"cute\" alt=\"cute\" src=\"http:\/\/oscarstew.com\/spew\/wp-content\/uploads\/2010\/08\/cute.jpg\" width=\"425\" height=\"650\" \/><\/a><\/p>\n<p>Here comes the mob again! Hold your ground!<\/p>\n<p><a href=\"http:\/\/oscarstew.com\/spew\/wp-content\/uploads\/2010\/08\/so-pretty.jpg\"><img loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" class=\"alignnone size-full wp-image-3762\" title=\"so-pretty\" alt=\"so-pretty\" src=\"http:\/\/oscarstew.com\/spew\/wp-content\/uploads\/2010\/08\/so-pretty.jpg\" width=\"425\" height=\"638\" \/><\/a><\/p>\n<p>No visible jitters today. Just love. Awwww&#8230;<\/p>\n<p><a href=\"http:\/\/oscarstew.com\/spew\/wp-content\/uploads\/2010\/08\/hug.jpg\"><img loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" class=\"alignnone size-full wp-image-3757\" title=\"hug\" alt=\"hug\" src=\"http:\/\/oscarstew.com\/spew\/wp-content\/uploads\/2010\/08\/hug.jpg\" width=\"425\" height=\"654\" \/><\/a><\/p>\n<p>And there she goes! Have fun Binnie!<\/p>\n<p>&nbsp;<\/p>\n<p><a href=\"http:\/\/oscarstew.com\/spew\/wp-content\/uploads\/2010\/08\/cheeser.jpg\"><img loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" class=\"alignnone size-full wp-image-3753\" title=\"cheeser\" alt=\"cheeser\" src=\"http:\/\/oscarstew.com\/spew\/wp-content\/uploads\/2010\/08\/cheeser.jpg\" width=\"425\" height=\"659\" \/><\/a><\/p>\n<p>On with our lives&#8230;this one was all broke up about being the oldest at home, and shared her thoughts on the subject at the PTO&#8217;s &#8220;Coffee &amp; Cry&#8221;. More like &#8220;Lemonade and Woohoo!&#8221; (insert evil empire music here)<\/p>\n<p><a href=\"http:\/\/oscarstew.com\/spew\/wp-content\/uploads\/2010\/08\/coffecry.jpg\"><img loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" class=\"alignnone size-full wp-image-3754\" title=\"coffecry\" alt=\"coffecry\" src=\"http:\/\/oscarstew.com\/spew\/wp-content\/uploads\/2010\/08\/coffecry.jpg\" width=\"425\" height=\"562\" \/><\/a><\/p>\n<p>Sorry Roastie, your reign lasted only 3 hours. Brinley&#8217;s back&#8230;with extra credit!<\/p>\n<p>&nbsp;<\/p>\n<p><a href=\"http:\/\/oscarstew.com\/spew\/wp-content\/uploads\/2010\/08\/alldone.jpg\"><img loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" class=\"alignnone size-full wp-image-3747\" title=\"alldone\" alt=\"alldone\" src=\"http:\/\/oscarstew.com\/spew\/wp-content\/uploads\/2010\/08\/alldone.jpg\" width=\"425\" height=\"687\" \/><\/a><\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>Boohoo or\u00a0woohoo?\u00a0However you feel,\u00a0it&#8217;s that time of year again. It&#8217;s the time when the kids are off to the salt mines&#8230;err..school again. Again for Drew anyway, who is in the 3rd year of his formal education. But what about Brinley?! We&#8217;ll get to Brinley in just a second. 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