{"id":5462,"date":"2011-09-12T22:46:45","date_gmt":"2011-09-13T04:46:45","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/oscarstew.com\/spew\/?p=5462"},"modified":"2013-05-18T12:12:49","modified_gmt":"2013-05-18T19:12:49","slug":"living-in-a-material-world","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"http:\/\/oscarstew.com\/spew\/2011\/09\/12\/living-in-a-material-world\/","title":{"rendered":"living in a material world"},"content":{"rendered":"<p>This\u00a0Tour de Utah\u00a0review is going on and on like we were\u00a0on vacay for months! I\u00a0told you\u00a0it was a busy-cation! Its okay, we\u00a0only have like&#8230;well a lot of stops left on this tour, but\u00a0many life-changing\u00a0events needed to be documented!\u00a0For example:\u00a0<\/p>\n<p>It was only a matter of time for Kristy to submit to peer pressure and become a woman of the cloth just like her mom and sisters:<\/p>\n<p style=\"text-align: center;\"><img loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" class=\"aligncenter size-full wp-image-5464\" title=\"img_7046\" alt=\"img_7046\" src=\"http:\/\/oscarstew.com\/spew\/wp-content\/uploads\/2011\/08\/img_7046.jpg\" width=\"650\" height=\"433\" srcset=\"http:\/\/oscarstew.com\/spew\/wp-content\/uploads\/2011\/08\/img_7046.jpg 650w, http:\/\/oscarstew.com\/spew\/wp-content\/uploads\/2011\/08\/img_7046-550x366.jpg 550w\" sizes=\"(max-width: 650px) 100vw, 650px\" \/><\/p>\n<p>She may have\u00a0thought quilting was just this cutesy boring thing that old hens did while playing canasta. Truth be told, it&#8217;s quite\u00a0a dirty sport!<\/p>\n<p style=\"text-align: center;\"><img loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" class=\"aligncenter size-full wp-image-5465\" title=\"img_7052\" alt=\"img_7052\" src=\"http:\/\/oscarstew.com\/spew\/wp-content\/uploads\/2011\/08\/img_7052.jpg\" width=\"650\" height=\"455\" srcset=\"http:\/\/oscarstew.com\/spew\/wp-content\/uploads\/2011\/08\/img_7052.jpg 650w, http:\/\/oscarstew.com\/spew\/wp-content\/uploads\/2011\/08\/img_7052-550x385.jpg 550w\" sizes=\"(max-width: 650px) 100vw, 650px\" \/><\/p>\n<p>So Kristy, have you enjoyed cutting\u00a0large pieces of fabric into small pieces and sewing them back together?<\/p>\n<p style=\"text-align: center;\"><img loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" class=\"aligncenter size-full wp-image-5466\" title=\"img_7054\" alt=\"img_7054\" src=\"http:\/\/oscarstew.com\/spew\/wp-content\/uploads\/2011\/08\/img_7054.jpg\" width=\"525\" height=\"788\" \/><\/p>\n<p>I couldn&#8217;t quite hear you over the roar of the quilting machines&#8230;could you say that again?<\/p>\n<p style=\"text-align: center;\"><a href=\"http:\/\/oscarstew.com\/spew\/wp-content\/uploads\/2011\/08\/img_7056.jpg\"><img loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" class=\"aligncenter size-full wp-image-5463\" title=\"img_7056\" alt=\"img_7056\" src=\"http:\/\/oscarstew.com\/spew\/wp-content\/uploads\/2011\/08\/img_7056.jpg\" width=\"525\" height=\"788\" \/><\/a><\/p>\n<p>There&#8217;s no need to\u00a0make an\u00a0excuse\u00a0for being vain\u00a0while on vacation, right Brinley?!\u00a0\u00a0<\/p>\n<p style=\"text-align: center;\"><img loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" class=\"aligncenter size-full wp-image-5595\" title=\"img_7610\" alt=\"img_7610\" src=\"http:\/\/oscarstew.com\/spew\/wp-content\/uploads\/2011\/09\/img_7610.jpg\" width=\"525\" height=\"787\" \/><\/p>\n<p>Color selected, feet soaked, ready for pedi, paint, &amp; polish. Can the nail guy make your legs longer?<\/p>\n<p style=\"text-align: center;\"><img loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" class=\"aligncenter size-full wp-image-5596\" title=\"img_7612\" alt=\"img_7612\" src=\"http:\/\/oscarstew.com\/spew\/wp-content\/uploads\/2011\/09\/img_7612.jpg\" width=\"650\" height=\"433\" srcset=\"http:\/\/oscarstew.com\/spew\/wp-content\/uploads\/2011\/09\/img_7612.jpg 650w, http:\/\/oscarstew.com\/spew\/wp-content\/uploads\/2011\/09\/img_7612-550x366.jpg 550w\" sizes=\"(max-width: 650px) 100vw, 650px\" \/><\/p>\n<p>Probably not, but he can swindle you into getting logo-toes!<\/p>\n<p style=\"text-align: center;\"><img loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" class=\"aligncenter size-full wp-image-5597\" title=\"img_7622\" alt=\"img_7622\" src=\"http:\/\/oscarstew.com\/spew\/wp-content\/uploads\/2011\/09\/img_7622.jpg\" width=\"650\" height=\"433\" srcset=\"http:\/\/oscarstew.com\/spew\/wp-content\/uploads\/2011\/09\/img_7622.jpg 650w, http:\/\/oscarstew.com\/spew\/wp-content\/uploads\/2011\/09\/img_7622-550x366.jpg 550w\" sizes=\"(max-width: 650px) 100vw, 650px\" \/><\/p>\n<p>Don&#8217;t mind the man in the mask, he&#8217;s just gonna file off\u00a0your claws while you deliberate&#8230;<\/p>\n<p style=\"text-align: center;\"><img loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" class=\"aligncenter size-full wp-image-5598\" title=\"img_7623\" alt=\"img_7623\" src=\"http:\/\/oscarstew.com\/spew\/wp-content\/uploads\/2011\/09\/img_7623.jpg\" width=\"650\" height=\"433\" srcset=\"http:\/\/oscarstew.com\/spew\/wp-content\/uploads\/2011\/09\/img_7623.jpg 650w, http:\/\/oscarstew.com\/spew\/wp-content\/uploads\/2011\/09\/img_7623-550x366.jpg 550w\" sizes=\"(max-width: 650px) 100vw, 650px\" \/><\/p>\n<p>What&#8217;s it like not to have toe-jam anymore?<\/p>\n<p style=\"text-align: center;\"><img loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" class=\"aligncenter size-full wp-image-5599\" title=\"img_7630\" alt=\"img_7630\" src=\"http:\/\/oscarstew.com\/spew\/wp-content\/uploads\/2011\/09\/img_7630.jpg\" width=\"650\" height=\"433\" srcset=\"http:\/\/oscarstew.com\/spew\/wp-content\/uploads\/2011\/09\/img_7630.jpg 650w, http:\/\/oscarstew.com\/spew\/wp-content\/uploads\/2011\/09\/img_7630-550x366.jpg 550w\" sizes=\"(max-width: 650px) 100vw, 650px\" \/><\/p>\n<p>Apparently it&#8217;s an uplifting experience! The nail guy made Kristy&#8217;s feet float!<\/p>\n<p style=\"text-align: center;\"><img loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" class=\"aligncenter size-full wp-image-5600\" title=\"img_7634\" alt=\"img_7634\" src=\"http:\/\/oscarstew.com\/spew\/wp-content\/uploads\/2011\/09\/img_7634.jpg\" width=\"650\" height=\"433\" srcset=\"http:\/\/oscarstew.com\/spew\/wp-content\/uploads\/2011\/09\/img_7634.jpg 650w, http:\/\/oscarstew.com\/spew\/wp-content\/uploads\/2011\/09\/img_7634-550x366.jpg 550w\" sizes=\"(max-width: 650px) 100vw, 650px\" \/><\/p>\n<p>I thought the nail guy was supposed to get rid of the toe-jam?<\/p>\n<p style=\"text-align: center;\"><a href=\"http:\/\/oscarstew.com\/spew\/wp-content\/uploads\/2011\/09\/img_7637.jpg\"><img loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" class=\"aligncenter size-full wp-image-5601\" title=\"img_7637\" alt=\"img_7637\" src=\"http:\/\/oscarstew.com\/spew\/wp-content\/uploads\/2011\/09\/img_7637.jpg\" width=\"650\" height=\"433\" srcset=\"http:\/\/oscarstew.com\/spew\/wp-content\/uploads\/2011\/09\/img_7637.jpg 650w, http:\/\/oscarstew.com\/spew\/wp-content\/uploads\/2011\/09\/img_7637-550x366.jpg 550w\" sizes=\"(max-width: 650px) 100vw, 650px\" \/><\/a><\/p>\n<p>We received specific instructions not to wiggle our toes or let anything touch our new shiny nails for awhile. So we were real careful while we worked on another hobby of ours&#8230;<\/p>\n<p style=\"text-align: center;\"><img loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" class=\"aligncenter size-full wp-image-5602\" title=\"img_7639\" alt=\"img_7639\" src=\"http:\/\/oscarstew.com\/spew\/wp-content\/uploads\/2011\/09\/img_7639.jpg\" width=\"650\" height=\"411\" srcset=\"http:\/\/oscarstew.com\/spew\/wp-content\/uploads\/2011\/09\/img_7639.jpg 650w, http:\/\/oscarstew.com\/spew\/wp-content\/uploads\/2011\/09\/img_7639-550x347.jpg 550w\" sizes=\"(max-width: 650px) 100vw, 650px\" \/><\/p>\n<p>So Brinley, how was your day? Was it great? Was it awesome? Don&#8217;t be a flip-flopper!<\/p>\n<p style=\"text-align: center;\"><a href=\"http:\/\/oscarstew.com\/spew\/wp-content\/uploads\/2011\/09\/img_7643.jpg\"><img loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" class=\"aligncenter size-full wp-image-5594\" title=\"img_7643\" alt=\"img_7643\" src=\"http:\/\/oscarstew.com\/spew\/wp-content\/uploads\/2011\/09\/img_7643.jpg\" width=\"650\" height=\"433\" srcset=\"http:\/\/oscarstew.com\/spew\/wp-content\/uploads\/2011\/09\/img_7643.jpg 650w, http:\/\/oscarstew.com\/spew\/wp-content\/uploads\/2011\/09\/img_7643-550x366.jpg 550w\" sizes=\"(max-width: 650px) 100vw, 650px\" \/><\/a><\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>This\u00a0Tour de Utah\u00a0review is going on and on like we were\u00a0on vacay for months! I\u00a0told you\u00a0it was a busy-cation! Its okay, we\u00a0only have like&#8230;well a lot of stops left on this tour, but\u00a0many life-changing\u00a0events needed to be documented!\u00a0For example:\u00a0 It was only a matter of time for Kristy to submit to peer pressure and become [&hellip;]<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":3,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[9,6,11,15],"tags":[],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"http:\/\/oscarstew.com\/spew\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/5462"}],"collection":[{"href":"http:\/\/oscarstew.com\/spew\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"http:\/\/oscarstew.com\/spew\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/oscarstew.com\/spew\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/3"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/oscarstew.com\/spew\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=5462"}],"version-history":[{"count":14,"href":"http:\/\/oscarstew.com\/spew\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/5462\/revisions"}],"predecessor-version":[{"id":6493,"href":"http:\/\/oscarstew.com\/spew\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/5462\/revisions\/6493"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"http:\/\/oscarstew.com\/spew\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=5462"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/oscarstew.com\/spew\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=5462"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/oscarstew.com\/spew\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=5462"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}