{"id":6020,"date":"2012-01-30T17:13:46","date_gmt":"2012-01-31T00:13:46","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/oscarstew.com\/spew\/?p=6020"},"modified":"2013-05-18T11:55:14","modified_gmt":"2013-05-18T18:55:14","slug":"darn-kids","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"http:\/\/oscarstew.com\/spew\/2012\/01\/30\/darn-kids\/","title":{"rendered":"darn kids"},"content":{"rendered":"<p>Remember the days when you could go outside for hours to enjoy all the wildlife around you without a coat, hat &amp; gloves? Ellie does:<\/p>\n<p style=\"text-align: center;\">\u00a0<a href=\"http:\/\/oscarstew.com\/spew\/wp-content\/uploads\/2011\/11\/img_9174.jpg\"><img loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" class=\"aligncenter size-full wp-image-6022\" title=\"img_9174\" alt=\"img_9174\" src=\"http:\/\/oscarstew.com\/spew\/wp-content\/uploads\/2011\/11\/img_9174.jpg\" width=\"525\" height=\"766\" \/><\/a><\/p>\n<p>So these pictures were taken in October&#8230;So what?\u00a0 Uncle Aric made a quick college visit to Denver, but we\u00a0managed to\u00a0kidnap him for a few hours of pre-school fun. Those darn kids sure do like Aric, isn&#8217;t that right Rowan?<\/p>\n<p style=\"text-align: center;\"><a href=\"http:\/\/oscarstew.com\/spew\/wp-content\/uploads\/2011\/11\/img_9176.jpg\"><img loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" class=\"aligncenter size-full wp-image-6023\" title=\"img_9176\" alt=\"img_9176\" src=\"http:\/\/oscarstew.com\/spew\/wp-content\/uploads\/2011\/11\/img_9176.jpg\" width=\"525\" height=\"788\" \/><\/a><\/p>\n<p>We figured that going to the zoo was the best place for Rowan to do some hippo research for the upcoming dance recital. But why is Drew picking the hippo&#8217;s nose? And where is the rest of Drew? Are you wearing camo again scoobie?!<\/p>\n<p style=\"text-align: center;\"><a href=\"http:\/\/oscarstew.com\/spew\/wp-content\/uploads\/2011\/11\/img_9179.jpg\"><img loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" class=\"aligncenter size-full wp-image-6024\" title=\"img_9179\" alt=\"img_9179\" src=\"http:\/\/oscarstew.com\/spew\/wp-content\/uploads\/2011\/11\/img_9179.jpg\" width=\"650\" height=\"433\" srcset=\"http:\/\/oscarstew.com\/spew\/wp-content\/uploads\/2011\/11\/img_9179.jpg 650w, http:\/\/oscarstew.com\/spew\/wp-content\/uploads\/2011\/11\/img_9179-550x366.jpg 550w\" sizes=\"(max-width: 650px) 100vw, 650px\" \/><\/a><\/p>\n<p>Ah, you&#8217;re wearing peacock-camo! We made one failed attempt after another to snatch some peacock feathers for home decor&#8230;darn. heck.<\/p>\n<p style=\"text-align: center;\"><a href=\"http:\/\/oscarstew.com\/spew\/wp-content\/uploads\/2011\/11\/img_9181.jpg\"><img loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" class=\"aligncenter size-full wp-image-6025\" title=\"img_9181\" alt=\"img_9181\" src=\"http:\/\/oscarstew.com\/spew\/wp-content\/uploads\/2011\/11\/img_9181.jpg\" width=\"525\" height=\"732\" \/><\/a><\/p>\n<p>Inside the poo-poo smelling house of pachyderms the kids said their farewells to the elephants who lived there. The zoo is building a new habitat and the animals get to hang out in it without snot-nosed kids pounding on the glass all day. I wonder what that feels like?<\/p>\n<p style=\"text-align: center;\"><a href=\"http:\/\/oscarstew.com\/spew\/wp-content\/uploads\/2011\/11\/img_9184.jpg\"><img loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" class=\"aligncenter size-full wp-image-6026\" title=\"img_9184\" alt=\"img_9184\" src=\"http:\/\/oscarstew.com\/spew\/wp-content\/uploads\/2011\/11\/img_9184.jpg\" width=\"525\" height=\"730\" \/><\/a><\/p>\n<p>Here kitty kitty, Uncle Aric&#8217;s got a couple of scooby snacks for ya!<\/p>\n<p style=\"text-align: center;\"><a href=\"http:\/\/oscarstew.com\/spew\/wp-content\/uploads\/2011\/11\/img_9187.jpg\"><img loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" class=\"aligncenter size-full wp-image-6027\" title=\"img_9187\" alt=\"img_9187\" src=\"http:\/\/oscarstew.com\/spew\/wp-content\/uploads\/2011\/11\/img_9187.jpg\" width=\"525\" height=\"721\" \/><\/a><\/p>\n<p>We stopped by the gorilla exhibit to say hello to BJ. Looks like he&#8217;s still sitting around doing the same thing he&#8217;s always been doing&#8230;nothin&#8217;. Lookin&#8217; sharp BJ!<\/p>\n<p style=\"text-align: center;\"><a href=\"http:\/\/oscarstew.com\/spew\/wp-content\/uploads\/2011\/11\/img_9191.jpg\"><img loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" class=\"aligncenter size-full wp-image-6028\" title=\"img_9191\" alt=\"img_9191\" src=\"http:\/\/oscarstew.com\/spew\/wp-content\/uploads\/2011\/11\/img_9191.jpg\" width=\"525\" height=\"778\" \/><\/a><\/p>\n<p>Drew gives an enthusiastic thumb-up for his new ride. Aric is giving 2 thumbs up because Drew will spur him if he doesn&#8217;t. Hyah mule!<\/p>\n<p style=\"text-align: center;\"><a href=\"http:\/\/oscarstew.com\/spew\/wp-content\/uploads\/2011\/11\/img_9196.jpg\"><img loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" class=\"aligncenter size-full wp-image-6029\" title=\"img_9196\" alt=\"img_9196\" src=\"http:\/\/oscarstew.com\/spew\/wp-content\/uploads\/2011\/11\/img_9196.jpg\" width=\"525\" height=\"767\" \/><\/a><\/p>\n<p>My how the tables have turned! But this appears to be a great deal&#8230;Especially for Ryan &amp; Aric&#8217;s backs!<\/p>\n<p style=\"text-align: center;\"><a href=\"http:\/\/oscarstew.com\/spew\/wp-content\/uploads\/2011\/11\/img_9211.jpg\"><img loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" class=\"aligncenter size-full wp-image-6030\" title=\"img_9211\" alt=\"img_9211\" src=\"http:\/\/oscarstew.com\/spew\/wp-content\/uploads\/2011\/11\/img_9211.jpg\" width=\"525\" height=\"757\" \/><\/a><\/p>\n<p>You&#8217;ve seen the milk ads with the fake moustaches on celebrities. This yo-stache is 100% real, and well, Ellie&#8217;s face is plastered all over this corner of the internet, so that&#8217;s got to count for some kind of star power right?!<\/p>\n<p style=\"text-align: center;\"><a href=\"http:\/\/oscarstew.com\/spew\/wp-content\/uploads\/2011\/11\/img_9229.jpg\"><img loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" class=\"aligncenter size-full wp-image-6031\" title=\"img_9229\" alt=\"img_9229\" src=\"http:\/\/oscarstew.com\/spew\/wp-content\/uploads\/2011\/11\/img_9229.jpg\" width=\"650\" height=\"433\" srcset=\"http:\/\/oscarstew.com\/spew\/wp-content\/uploads\/2011\/11\/img_9229.jpg 650w, http:\/\/oscarstew.com\/spew\/wp-content\/uploads\/2011\/11\/img_9229-550x366.jpg 550w\" sizes=\"(max-width: 650px) 100vw, 650px\" \/><\/a><\/p>\n<p>(Eleanor just realized she&#8217;s a celebrity)<\/p>\n<p style=\"text-align: center;\"><a href=\"http:\/\/oscarstew.com\/spew\/wp-content\/uploads\/2011\/11\/img_9230.jpg\"><img loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" class=\"aligncenter size-full wp-image-6032\" title=\"img_9230\" alt=\"img_9230\" src=\"http:\/\/oscarstew.com\/spew\/wp-content\/uploads\/2011\/11\/img_9230.jpg\" width=\"650\" height=\"433\" srcset=\"http:\/\/oscarstew.com\/spew\/wp-content\/uploads\/2011\/11\/img_9230.jpg 650w, http:\/\/oscarstew.com\/spew\/wp-content\/uploads\/2011\/11\/img_9230-550x366.jpg 550w\" sizes=\"(max-width: 650px) 100vw, 650px\" \/><\/a><\/p>\n<p>What does a pig and Eleanor have in common? 2 things: messy eater, and made of ham!<\/p>\n<p style=\"text-align: center;\"><a href=\"http:\/\/oscarstew.com\/spew\/wp-content\/uploads\/2011\/11\/img_9232.jpg\"><img loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" class=\"aligncenter size-full wp-image-6033\" title=\"img_9232\" alt=\"img_9232\" src=\"http:\/\/oscarstew.com\/spew\/wp-content\/uploads\/2011\/11\/img_9232.jpg\" width=\"650\" height=\"433\" srcset=\"http:\/\/oscarstew.com\/spew\/wp-content\/uploads\/2011\/11\/img_9232.jpg 650w, http:\/\/oscarstew.com\/spew\/wp-content\/uploads\/2011\/11\/img_9232-550x366.jpg 550w\" sizes=\"(max-width: 650px) 100vw, 650px\" \/><\/a><\/p>\n<p>We\u00a0played tag team babysitting awhile back to enjoy some quality quiet time. Rowan seems happy!<\/p>\n<p style=\"text-align: center;\"><a href=\"http:\/\/oscarstew.com\/spew\/wp-content\/uploads\/2011\/11\/img_9250.jpg\"><img loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" class=\"aligncenter size-full wp-image-6034\" title=\"img_9250\" alt=\"img_9250\" src=\"http:\/\/oscarstew.com\/spew\/wp-content\/uploads\/2011\/11\/img_9250.jpg\" width=\"525\" height=\"764\" \/><\/a><\/p>\n<p>\u00a0&#8230;Or not. It&#8217;s ok Rowan, Ellie just wanted to make sure\u00a0 your baby was in the picture too!<\/p>\n<p style=\"text-align: center;\"><a href=\"http:\/\/oscarstew.com\/spew\/wp-content\/uploads\/2011\/11\/img_9251.jpg\"><img loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" class=\"aligncenter size-full wp-image-6035\" title=\"img_9251\" alt=\"img_9251\" src=\"http:\/\/oscarstew.com\/spew\/wp-content\/uploads\/2011\/11\/img_9251.jpg\" width=\"525\" height=\"765\" \/><\/a><\/p>\n<p>Oops, looks like even I have been duped. It&#8217;s a kidnapping! Quick, get that darn kid!<\/p>\n<p style=\"text-align: center;\"><a href=\"http:\/\/oscarstew.com\/spew\/wp-content\/uploads\/2011\/11\/img_9261.jpg\"><img loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" class=\"aligncenter size-full wp-image-6036\" title=\"img_9261\" alt=\"img_9261\" src=\"http:\/\/oscarstew.com\/spew\/wp-content\/uploads\/2011\/11\/img_9261.jpg\" width=\"525\" height=\"782\" \/><\/a><\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>Remember the days when you could go outside for hours to enjoy all the wildlife around you without a coat, hat &amp; gloves? Ellie does: \u00a0 So these pictures were taken in October&#8230;So what?\u00a0 Uncle Aric made a quick college visit to Denver, but we\u00a0managed to\u00a0kidnap him for a few hours of pre-school fun. 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