{"id":6739,"date":"2015-06-24T13:25:18","date_gmt":"2015-06-24T20:25:18","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/oscarstew.com\/spew\/?p=6739"},"modified":"2015-06-24T13:25:50","modified_gmt":"2015-06-24T20:25:50","slug":"6739","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"http:\/\/oscarstew.com\/spew\/2015\/06\/24\/6739\/","title":{"rendered":"Laundry rap"},"content":{"rendered":"<p>Ryan&#8217;s still out of town<\/p>\n<p>The washer broke down<\/p>\n<p>The smoke from it made me frown<\/p>\n<p>I pounded my foot on the ground<\/p>\n<p>Said to myself, &#8220;This is bound to make me drown in pounds and pounds of brown gowns!&#8221;<\/p>\n<p>So I went around the mound<\/p>\n<p>To a renown place uptown<\/p>\n<p>And I told that clown, &#8220;I&#8217;m in need of a new crown jewel of cleanliness.&#8221;<\/p>\n<p>And now the chilluns watch it go round and round&#8230;<\/p>\n<p><a href=\"http:\/\/oscarstew.com\/spew\/wp-content\/uploads\/2015\/06\/Capture.jpg\"><img loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" class=\"aligncenter size-full wp-image-6740\" src=\"http:\/\/oscarstew.com\/spew\/wp-content\/uploads\/2015\/06\/Capture.jpg\" alt=\"Capture\" width=\"653\" height=\"528\" srcset=\"http:\/\/oscarstew.com\/spew\/wp-content\/uploads\/2015\/06\/Capture.jpg 653w, http:\/\/oscarstew.com\/spew\/wp-content\/uploads\/2015\/06\/Capture-550x445.jpg 550w, http:\/\/oscarstew.com\/spew\/wp-content\/uploads\/2015\/06\/Capture-425x344.jpg 425w\" sizes=\"(max-width: 653px) 100vw, 653px\" \/><\/a><\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>Ryan&#8217;s still out of town The washer broke down The smoke from it made me frown I pounded my foot on the ground Said to myself, &#8220;This is bound to make me drown in pounds and pounds of brown gowns!&#8221; So I went around the mound To a renown place uptown And I told that [&hellip;]<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[1],"tags":[],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"http:\/\/oscarstew.com\/spew\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/6739"}],"collection":[{"href":"http:\/\/oscarstew.com\/spew\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"http:\/\/oscarstew.com\/spew\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/oscarstew.com\/spew\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/oscarstew.com\/spew\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=6739"}],"version-history":[{"count":2,"href":"http:\/\/oscarstew.com\/spew\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/6739\/revisions"}],"predecessor-version":[{"id":6742,"href":"http:\/\/oscarstew.com\/spew\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/6739\/revisions\/6742"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"http:\/\/oscarstew.com\/spew\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=6739"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/oscarstew.com\/spew\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=6739"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/oscarstew.com\/spew\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=6739"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}