Welcome to the Bissell Vacuum National Speedway! You’ve made it just in time for today’s most exciting race in the 12-Amp category. In the left lane is Brinley at the handle of a Powerforce Bagless. And in the right lane is Drew who will be pushing the much heavier Liftoff Revolution. Does that thing got a hemi?!
Racers, start your vacuums! Look at those game faces!
Drew & Brinley both complete their burnouts and pull up to the deep stage line. Prepare for blast off!
And they’re off! Drew takes an early lead. Be careful Drew, what that girl doesn’t have in torque she makes up for in top speed! She knows how to sneak up from behind!
And here she comes! Pops a wheelie and cuts in front of Drew. But is the carpet clean? Drew is calling foul, claiming Brinley’s vaccuum light works and his doesn’t. And is that nitrous that I smell?
Ha..Ha…so funny! I bet your house is super clean with those two helping out!
That was definitely a Ryan post! I love it!
Love it! haha
This has Ryan written all over it! Very good Job RyOn!