And we’re live! Thanks for joining us tonight here at OscarStew Arena. We are ringside for a barnburner of a matchup! In the blue corner, wearing no shorts at all and weighing in at approximately 21 pounds, please give it up for the Italian Stallion, Rowan!!! And in the red corner, incapable of wearing shorts and weighing in at 4 square inches of cheesy, meaty goodness, it’s La-La-Lasagna!!!
Ding ding ding! Rowan comes out swinging with a quick right jab.
Aw folks, it appears this bout is one-sided, that lasagna is already on the ropes!
And just like that we got a fight! A hard-hitting straight right to Rowan’s left eye!
Looks like they’ll be going pound for pound, round after round!
Clinches, below the belt punches, dirty fighting, we’ve seen it all here tonight. Just look at the ugly split over Rowan’s eye! What a brawler!
Smack! The lasagna kisses the canvas and is down for the count! 1…2…
…10! TKO! Rowan is the undisputed heavyweight champion!
Very cute. Melody’s favorite is spaghetti- also very red and messy!!!
AMAZING! So funny! I wish I could eat lasagna like that…..
MMM…looks good! Way to go Rowan!
You are a blog queen – you are sooo funny!!! I love it 🙂
Hahahaha So funny!! What does TKO mean? 🙂 haha
You are so clever. I love reading your blogs. There’s always something to make you laugh. Rowan has the most beautiful blue eyes. love them.
Rowan is such a doll! I love lasagna, too, Rowan!
Way cute! Kids have it so easy 🙂
poor poor Lasagna. it never had a fair chance. but what a cute way to go….