Hear ye, hear ye! Be it known to all royal subjects that her highness, the Princess has conquered her 4th birthday!

As the sun rose on her majesty’s kingdom, it was apparent that the birthday fairy had struck once again.

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I’m excited for my birthday, but I wish you wouldn’t take my picture until after my royal bath. Off with your head!

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I insist that on this universal holiday that even my hair must reflect my quad degrees of glory.

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I am ready to grace the stake center (and my adoring fans) with my presence. Elbow, elbow, wrist, wrist…

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The only cake worthy of a princess is one that describes the difficulties of princess life.

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At least the pea was an M&M. We’ll take a closer look, just to see if we can get that royal smirk off her face. Hello, dolly!

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Is this a real princess under here or what?

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One of the best activities during the pre-celebration is to adorn your own gifts with your blessed name, and artwork!

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Now that we have the duties of the day finished, it is time for me to do what’s most important. Pinchy pinchy!

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I received many gifts from my royal family. Too many you say? How dare you!

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Behold a custom applique shirt, don’t you find it alarmingly cute!?

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My goodness, it seems my halo has gotten larger. I command you to hold it up for me!

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 At long last my chariot has arrived! No longer will that pesky peasant boy outrun me!

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Yet another custom-made shirt and matching skirt to add to my vast wardrobe! Smashing! The best part is that it is a one-of-a-kind, of course!

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Blast these infernal candles! Unless of course I get more wishes every time I snuff them out?

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And as I commanded before, “Off with her head!” Good help is so hard to find these days…

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