Let’s play a bit of catch-up. Back when Brinley had her birthday Great Grandma F sent her a check. Moolah Moolah! Thanks Grandma! Now that Brinley has surveyed her vast financial empire, what mergers or acquisitions will she make?

First things first. Take care of the tithing. Way to go Binnie!

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Now it’s time to shoptilyadrop! This is gonna be harder than she thought!

bigdecisions

All the Princess movie songs on one CD! This is the perfect thing to spend her money on, right?

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Nope. The CD would take a majority stake in Brinley Holdings LLC, so it’s best to stick with the smaller investors. 

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Fancy Nancy is always a good performer. But which portfolio will she choose?

threebooks

Flash the cash, then drink the mash. A tea party might be just the thing to shmooze the board of investors…

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Product endorsements are a sure-fire way to ensure passive income in the years to come. Her future as an Olympic-class soccer player awaits!

soccerstar

Maybe steady & sure is the way to go. Stick with stocks that have performed well over many years. Cootie (NYSE: HAS) has been a great choice since 1949!

classic

All this talk of numbers is getting confusing. Maybe she should work on becoming a CPA?

brainfood

Sometimes it’s ok to invest with your heart. Just think of the loyalty you can receive by showing charity to the less fortunate?

cheddybaby

Looks like the deal is done! Three Fancy Nancy books, the Cootie game, and some Fancy Feast for Cheddar. Signed on the dotted line! Don’t come looking for a debt-equity swap Fred; those toys have got to stand the test of time!

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