And we’re live! Thanks for joining us tonight here at OscarStew Arena. We are ringside for a barnburner of a matchup! In the blue corner, wearing no shorts at all and weighing in at approximately 21 pounds, please give it up for the Italian Stallion, Rowan!!! And in the red corner, incapable of wearing shorts and weighing in at 4 square inches of cheesy, meaty goodness, it’s La-La-Lasagna!!!

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Ding ding ding! Rowan comes out swinging with a quick right jab.

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Aw folks, it appears this bout is one-sided, that lasagna is already on the ropes!

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And just like that we got a fight! A hard-hitting straight right to Rowan’s left eye!

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Looks like they’ll be going pound for pound, round after round!

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Clinches, below the belt punches, dirty fighting, we’ve seen it all here tonight. Just look at the ugly split over Rowan’s eye! What a brawler!

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Smack! The lasagna kisses the canvas and is down for the count! 1…2…

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…10! TKO! Rowan is the undisputed heavyweight champion!

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