Oscar Stew

Between spring break and having family in town, we’ve become regulars down at the alley. That’s right, we are starting a league.

Which 11lb ball is the lucky one?

Sure Rowan, arch your back, stick out your butt, and show some skin. Are you trying to distract the boys?

Hooray, I scored! And my zipper is down! Aw dang…

2 pins! High score! Better watch out Drew, Binnie is taking the early lead!

This is a rarely used but effective release called the swan. Check out the tongue action!

What a comeback! Drew got 3 strikes in one game. Hey Rowan, you wouldn’t know why the wall here looks like a couple of the walls at home, would you? Busted!

Yo scorekeeper, are you even looking at the right lane?! I want a full investigation, this game is rigged!

This is Ryan’s feeble attempt at the swan. Can you say GUTTER BALL?

This. Ball. Is. So. Heavy! Oh it’s my turn? Nevermind!

Is the ball there yet? How about now? Now? now?

Brinley’s coach said that it was better to throw the ball down the ramp. And who cares about accuracy when you have bumpers? It worked for her!

Who won the game? Who cares?!

After bowling away all those calories it’s time for a scooby snack. Free meal! Hope you kids enjoyed all the luxuries we spent on you this Spring Break.

Bowling is hard work! My arm is so sore! And…zzzzzzz…