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Attention everyone! It’s time for today’s staff meeting. Ok, to start off we are going to review the highlights of the Hexabob Conference last week. Please direct your attention to the monitor in front of you for a quick slideshow…

Ah, it’s good to see everyone was excited to attend this great event. As this special co-worker is indicating, this was the 6th annual meeting of Hexabob Industries, a division of Brinley Holdings, LLC.

All of the company’s new products were on display for our review. Did anyone else try the human maypole machine? Awesome! 

What would a review of the business trip be if we didn’t talk about the food? The conference started with some delicious frosted treats topped with “Math Mountain” equations…Not just yummy, but also good for the mind!

Surprise! We were able to bring home some of those delicious cupcakes!  Hooray for extras!  My assistant is coming to each of your cubicles. Please take only one…This could get ugly when Daddy & Rowan fight for the last one!

I’d like to give a special thanks to our security team for doing a fabulous job accommodating our guest of honor. She wanted to mingle at the conference incognito, and our security staff came up with a great costume and face mask! 

We can’t say that we didn’t have ulterior motives. We needed her to stay out of the dining hall until we could reveal this handcrafted beauty!

We knew it was time when the team gave us the password “Is my cake ready now? Now? How about now? Now?”

We immediately escorted Ms. Brinley to the VIP room where she and some of the top executives enjoyed a delicious meal made to her order…homemade macaroni & cheese!

Once dinner was over it was time for her to give a few inspiring words to the company. The house lights dimmed, the stage lights came up, and everyone in the crowd started chanting!

Then she revealed her long awaited plan on how to snuff out the competition!

Cut without hesitation or remorse Ms. Brinley! This guitar’s for you!

It’s only right to keep the best piece for yourself, but we greatly appreciate her willingness to share with the masses… 

Citing the 24th consecutive quarter of growth, Ms. Brinley boldly demonstrated the rate at which we are devouring the competition!

Thanks to everyone for attending today’s meeting, and a special thanks to you Bin-bob! You’ve done us proud for 6 years and we’re looking forward to many happy and exciting years to come!