Oscar Stew

Enough of all this growing, canning, fruity self-sufficiency! You kids go do something lame and counter-productive, that’s an order!

You know boys, they love video games. But I’ve never heard of Wii Cub Scout Pack Meeting before… 

Looks like Eleanor’s following orders with exactness. First she horked down some Oreos, and then she went for some artificially flavored ice cream. Yum!

Apparently Brinley can’t hold her liquor…or her water. Silly kids and their drinking games!

Rowan can top that: She’s joined the Bloodhound Bones gang! I’ve heard that hazing involves freezing your tongue until it’s numb! Diabolical!

Drew is on page 8 of “How To Take Over The World Without Really Trying”. Isn’t there a TV show that you could watch instead?

Deep in enemy territory, this little soldier is planting land mines to wreak havoc and horror on this country: 

Don’t be swayed by this girl’s bewitching good looks, or she’ll hand you that form and steal all you got while you’re examining the fine print!

Graffiti in a state park? Shameful!

Excuse me young man, but what are you doing climbing that tree?! You better not be trying to be a Peeping Tom!

Don’t you shake your fist at me!

“Look Mommy, I found a half pint.” These rascals still have canning on the brain!

Have you heard? They’re remaking “The Dark Knight”, with evil Two-Face being played by this scary character:

Are you ever frustrated on a nature walk when you don’t see any wildlife? We weren’t disappointed during this hike:

Careful Brinley, scratching your back on that mossy tree can turn you into a grouchy drooling bear…

…into a psychotic, grouchy, drooling bear! Drew, nooooo! Too late…