sparkle & scream

Brinley, Drew, Rowan 3 Comments »

Mommy and Elea-snort needed some uninterrupted nap time the other day, so I rounded up the troops and headed out in search of two-purpose activities. Two, you ask? Exactly. Why only have fun or just work when you can have fun and work at the same time? It’s the man’s version of multi-tasking. My first target was easy: Sally was sitting in the driveway just begging for a good scrub down. And so it went… 

Keeping track of three kids in a carwash stall while documenting the momentous occasion proved to be rather difficult. As soon as I had Drew set on a task, I had lost Brinley and Rowan was looking mischievously at the ground.

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My worst fears were realized when she stuck her hands in the mud and then rubbed them all over the car.

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I actually didn’t have to look for Brinley. She was whining for her turn to hose down the van. Turns out she not only sprays well, but a beam of sunshine comes out of her forehead for quick dry results. A sunbeam…a sunbeam…

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It was becoming apparent that both big kids were going to end up victims of friendly fire with Rowan holding the trigger…

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If the van didn’t get clean, the stall and the drain pipe sure did.

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As well as Rowan’s shoes.

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Ok, no more fighting over who gets a turn. Drew you squeeze and Brinley you aim. Looks like they’re both satisfied with this compromise. Riiiiight.

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Eventually I had to actually get the car clean. The monkeys seemed able to take care of themselves while I did the heavy scrubbing.

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The iPod helped though, as they were drumming the beat and singing along while I rinsed away the evidence.

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D&B must have chosen a song that wasn’t a favorite of Rowan’s.

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Mission accomplished! Car is clean and nobody got run over. Off to the promised land!

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Ahhhh! Sweet reward!

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gone in sixty dust mites

Brinley, Drew 4 Comments »

Welcome to the Bissell Vacuum National Speedway! You’ve made it just in time for today’s most exciting race in the 12-Amp category. In the left lane is Brinley at the handle of a Powerforce Bagless. And in the right lane is Drew who will be pushing the much heavier Liftoff Revolution. Does that thing got a hemi?!

Racers, start your vacuums! Look at those game faces!

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Drew & Brinley both complete their burnouts and pull up to the deep stage line. Prepare for blast off!

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And they’re off! Drew takes an early lead. Be careful Drew, what that girl doesn’t have in torque she makes up for in top speed! She knows how to sneak up from behind!

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And here she comes! Pops a wheelie and cuts in front of Drew. But is the carpet clean? Drew is calling foul, claiming Brinley’s vaccuum light works and his doesn’t. And is that nitrous that I smell?

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Brinley 3 Comments »

Let’s play a bit of catch-up. Back when Brinley had her birthday Great Grandma F sent her a check. Moolah Moolah! Thanks Grandma! Now that Brinley has surveyed her vast financial empire, what mergers or acquisitions will she make?

First things first. Take care of the tithing. Way to go Binnie!

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Now it’s time to shoptilyadrop! This is gonna be harder than she thought!

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All the Princess movie songs on one CD! This is the perfect thing to spend her money on, right?

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Nope. The CD would take a majority stake in Brinley Holdings LLC, so it’s best to stick with the smaller investors. 

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Fancy Nancy is always a good performer. But which portfolio will she choose?

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Flash the cash, then drink the mash. A tea party might be just the thing to shmooze the board of investors…

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Product endorsements are a sure-fire way to ensure passive income in the years to come. Her future as an Olympic-class soccer player awaits!

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Maybe steady & sure is the way to go. Stick with stocks that have performed well over many years. Cootie (NYSE: HAS) has been a great choice since 1949!

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All this talk of numbers is getting confusing. Maybe she should work on becoming a CPA?

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Sometimes it’s ok to invest with your heart. Just think of the loyalty you can receive by showing charity to the less fortunate?

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Looks like the deal is done! Three Fancy Nancy books, the Cootie game, and some Fancy Feast for Cheddar. Signed on the dotted line! Don’t come looking for a debt-equity swap Fred; those toys have got to stand the test of time!

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